The Top Ten Signs That He’s/She’s Just Not That Into You

Greg – When he says things like, “Nung bang bata ka palang, pangit ka na?”
Forg – If he won’t text unless you send him load.
Smiles-a-lot – You send him a sweet text and he replies: “Pasaload naman diyan, o!”
Gooey Kablooey – If whatever you give her, she gives away to her friends.
Hunter Lizie – If he says non-committal invites like, “Let’s have coffee one of these days”, but never gives an exact date.
Mr. Perk – If while on a date, he only talks about himself and never asks anything about you.
Dr. G – If every time you send a text like: “Kumusta na?”, ang sagot niya: “Mabuti naman PO sir, kumusta naman PO ang ASAWA niyo?”
Tyrone – If he says stuff like: “After my wife and two kids…ikaw na, pare.”
SPY Shadow/Juggernaut – If he only wants to see you every 15th and 3oth of every month.
Loi Pogi – You send him a flirty text like: “Maaga ako makakalabas ng office…” Then he replies: “Good, eh di maaga kang makakauwi.”
Gorgeous Bitch/I.M.D. – If for the nth time you texted him to invite him out, ang reply pa din niya: “Who u?”
Joel – IF he always says: “I love you” before sex, but never after.
Geyp – “If you tell her, “I love you”, and she replies, “Thank you, friend!”
Loi Pogi – If he accepts your friend request on Facebook, only to unfriend you after a few days.
Gorgeous Bitch – If he says, “Grabe, kamukhang-kamukha mo yung crush ko.”
Eylek – If every time you text or YM her sweet messages like, “I miss you” or “I love you”, ang sagot niya lagi ay: “:-)”
Boknoi – If you text her: “Gising ka pa?” at ang sagot niya ay: “zzzzzzz…”
RJ – If you text her: “It’s a great night to go out…” and she answers: “Have fun!”
Beautifulweirdo – If he says, “I’ll call you!” but never asked for your number.
Jam – If you ask her out and she replies: “Sinu-sino TAYO?”
Ash – You text her: “Ikaw ang pinakamahalagang tao sa buhay ko ngayon”. And she replies: “Ganun?”
Hopeless Jec – If she let’s you take her home, but she never replies to any of your texts.
Pancakes – If you ask her: “So…where do you live?” And she answers: “At the corner of ‘fat chance’ and ‘no way’.”
Astroboy -If every time you text him a romantic quote, he sends you a friendship quote in return.
Stanford – If you text her: “How are you today, sexy!” And she replies: “Mabuti naman po, kuya!”