The Top Ten Things To Say If You’re Crush Asks You: “Am I Your Crush?”

1. Tbone – “Feeling ka ha! Di ka naman kagandahan! Ang kapal ng mukha! Oo crush kita…”
2. Bulate Kid – “You’re not my crush…you’re my life.”
3. Jorik – “If I say yes, do I get a free taste?”
4. Boknoi – “Hello? Lumilipad ba ang mga ibon? Lumalangoy ba ang mga isda? Binugbog ba ni Chris Brown si Rihanna?”
5. Gooey Kablooey – “Crush, hindi. Sexy thoughts, oo.”
6. Michelangelo – “What answer would you like to hear?”
7. Specialist – “Yes, I do. You may now kiss the bride.”
8. SC – “Kiss muna…”
9. YJ – “Would it bother you if I said yes?”
10. SPY Shadow – “No, I just like watching you breastfeed.”
11. Loi Pogi – “Pare I’m not gay…bi-curious/straight tripper lang.”
12. DocRod – “Hon naman, debut na ng bunso natin mamaya, tinatanong mo pa rin yan?”
13. Tequila Rose – “Bakit, masama?”
14. Kamyla – “Di ko mawari, tila’y nasa pagitna ako ng bangungot at delubyo…”
15. Rvincent – “Dati, nung babae pa ang gusto ko.”
16. Red – “Maraming namamatay sa maling akala…”
17. Edric – “Anong crush-crush, TUWAD!”
18. Espeks – “Oh no, sex na ba’to?”
19. Loi Pogi – “Hinaan mo yang boses mo pare, baka marinig tayo ni misis…”
20. Pancakes – “If you were me and I were you, would you answer that question and admit to me that I’m your crush?”