The Top Ten Ways To Answer The Question: “When Does Love Become A Bad Thing?”

1. Astroboy – If your relati0nship has become like an empty decorated heart-shaped box…beautiful but hollow.
2. RC and Cess – When loving becomes synonymous with possessing.
3. Iceage – When doubt and distrust creep into the relationship.
4. Farrah/Blanko/The Wanderer – When you lose who you are, trying to be who your loved one wants you to be.
5. Echosero – When my friend found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, you know what she did? She bought him a PSP.
6. Iceage – When it reaches the point where for her, sex = shopping.
7. Leirolf – Pag binubutas mo yung condom niya para mapikot mo siya.
8. Gracia – When it messes up both your happy homes.
9. Urduja – Whe you start embroidering your name on all of his underwear.
10. Loi Pogi – Pag ang text niya sa iyo araw-araw is iisa lang: “I love you babe, pa-load naman ng 100.”
11. Jaeda – When you put your boyfriend on a pedestal as he puts you down every chance he gets.
12. Lolong Hinugot Sa Tadyang Ng Seksing Aktress – Kapag wala ka nang ginawa araw-araw kundi tumawag sa psychic hotline para itanong ang kapalaran ng relationship niyo.
13. Noodle Boy – If evertime you want sex, she asks you: “Do you have an appointment?”
14. RC and Cess – If you find yourself apologizing, even for the things you’re not guilty of, just to keep the peace.
15. Abernathy – If you THINK you love someone, instead of FEELING it.
16. Ehn Rand – If your relationship is starting to play out like a poorly-scripted soap opera.
17. Kopikoto – When she keeps asking you to prove your love to her.
18. No name – When you magnify the good things, in order to justify the hurtful things he’s done.
19. Rodel – Pag bumabaon na yung mga kalmot niya sa likod mo.
20. Loi Pogi – Pag napapadalas ang tulog niya sa kuwarto ng kuya mong bi-curious.