A NIGHT, WALK, MEETING FILLED WITH LAUGHTERS.. ^_^

whaaaaa! hahaha.. ganun ko talaga sinimulan.. last night was a blast! it was full of laughters! yeah, laughters! each time we see each other, it wouldn't be complete without us laughing, eating, INOMing, KUROTing, and PALO-ing.. hehe.. all of us laughin', eatin', and INOMin', me KUROTin budy and jek, jek PALOin' and SABUNOTin' me nd budy!

mei meeting daw kami! sabi! tungkol sa aming xmas party! biglaan lang un e, d nga lahat present.. kami lang nila france, allen, miming, budy joy, jek and ate she.. ang topic, xmpre ung mga wala.. hehe.. kasi miss namin sila, sobra! its been a month nang huli kaming makompleto, nung halloween party kla ate sally.. kunting reminiscin', na pinagsisihan ni jek kc nanumbalik ung mga naramdaman namin dati.. hahaha! pinameryenda kami ni ate mikaella vera n pansit, na niluto ni jek, na matabang, pro kinain din namin.. cheese stick na paborit ni france, at iced tea! Kudos to ate she and allen na nanlibre samin!

ang saya saya lang talaga namin kagabi.. 7pm nkaalis kla ate she.. ang gulo gulo gulo ng utak ko, namin.. d alam kung saan patungo, 7'11 o ministop, kla allen o kla miming.. wla sa nabanggit ang kinahantungan namin, SM NOVA_MCDO kmi bumagsak..pro bgo kmi nkarating dun, dumaan kmi ministop, tawanan pa din.. ang sunod na pinagtalunan namin kung saan naman iinom, kc uhaw na uhaw tlg c jerik.. sb q nitang na lang, ayaw naman nla.. haha! dpt nga maglulugaw na lang kla ate edith sa kanto ng holy cross e (tama ba france?hehe).. ang huli kla ate she lang din kmi uminom.. ang layo din ng nilakad namin ah, mula greenheights hnggng SM NOVA.. pro din namin napansin ung pagod kc tawa lang kami ng tawa.. at tawa! :D

anjan ung 'maraming dilim' ni budy, at ung fx (f aches).. Haha! ung jhong navarro ni jhek. :D ung pigil na pigil na ihi namin, lalo na c france.. ung nabasag na mangkok ni budy! dami pa.. dagdagan nyo na lang. hehe..

..one of the best Monday ever! :D

ALAALA NG HIGH SCHOOL.. PART 2

SAAN KA BA NAG HIGH SCHOOL ?
sa PSAT!! pandan school of arts and trades! :)

BAT DUN KA NAG ARAL?
ive no choice! un lang ang public school samin.. or un lng tlg ang nag'iisang mataas na paaralan samin.. kaya un.. hihi

OKAY.. TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST DAY IN SCHOOL..
ok, ok!! masaya naman.. nghahanap ng mga kakilala, claamates before sa elementary. nkahanap naman, kya mejo mdali naman ngstart ang buhay hiskul ko..

SINO PINAKAUNA MONG NAKILALA?
dati ko na silang kilala.. cla chy, remy marie, elma and cecile.. saya!! :))

c chy classmate ko na nung grade two before ako ngtransfer dito mla, tas cla remy, elma and cecile, claamates ko nung garde five and six.. :))

SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED DURING YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR?
funny!!! hahaha! laughing stock ata ko nun dati e, bcoz of my mole.. first tym nla makakita ng MOLE!! haha!! ala ko maalala.. masayahin kc ako, simple things makes me laugh. :)

MAY NAKAAWAY KA BA?
aha!! meron.. klasmate q, c alvin eubra!! nkalimutan ko na, bsta npa'giudance ko xa nun, k mam baltazar! pahiya xa e.. haha

SINONG PABORITO MONG TEACHER?
aha!! hirap pumili ahh.. lahat nmn kc cla nice..


MADAMI KA BANG CRUSHES NOON?
sapat lang.. hahaha!!

NARANASAN MO BANG MASIGAWAN O MAPAGALITAN NG TEACHER?
yeah, yeah.. pro madami kmi nun!! nung 3rd year, lge kc ngka' cut class.. kmi nla gil, bcel and adolph!! pasimuno kmi, pag nauna kmi, sunod na for sure mga klassmates nmn.. :))

O MATAPUNAN NG ERASER?
whaaaahahha!! d nmn!! sobrang sama ko na ibig sabihin pag ngyari un.. mabai prn nmn ako.. haha

EH MAG ERASE NG BLACKBOARD?
OO!! d kompleto hiskul experience mo pg d ka nkapagbura ng board!! :))

SINO PINAKAMAINGAY MONG KAKLASE?
iba'iba kc klasmates ko from 1st year to forth year..

first year- c romeo..

2nd year- c gil! :))

3rd- lahat kami..

4th- lahat dn ata.. :))



EH UNG KUNYARI BEHAVE PERO PASAWAY DIN?
lahat nga kmi, kulet!! pag hiskul ka, makulit ka xmpre!


SINONG PA LATE SAINYO?
ahahaha...c mutz and mabel!! may angal?

NARANASAN MO BANG MAG PERFORM SA STAGE?
naman!! epal ako e. gsto ko lge ako kasali s mga school programs!! maiba lang.. or may ipapakita lang!! nyahahaha!!


ACHIEVER KA BA?
ngiks! sb nga, average lang!! npa'akyat ko nmn lola ko twice sa stage during our recognition days! hehe


SINO ULTIMATE CRUSH MO NOON? NAME NAMES.
masunurin ako.. c kuya carlo! ano daw? mka'kuya nmn.. haha


SAAN BA TAMBAYAN MO NOON?
sa quadrangle, sa corridor, sa canteen!! kung san lang mahinto!! haha

BEST YEAR NUNG HAISKUL
3rd year!! sb ko nga.. best experience! no hassle, no pressure, masaya lang! :)) db bcel, gil and adolph?


FONDEST MEMORY
ung pag'pauwi, lakad lang, aksaya oras, bili dito, bili doon! lahat nman ata ng psat alumni, mag'aagree sakin.. hehe!

PUNCTUAL KA BA NUN O KASALI KA SA LCC?
yes!! 6am pa lang, gngcng nako ni lola e.. lapit lng dn ng terminal ng tryc! kakatawa, nung first year kmi nla chy, niloloko kmi lge kc lge kming first trip!! share lang.. :)


PINAKAAYAW MONG ARAW NOON?
Monday?? kc bitin pa sa weekend.. Tuesday, kc cleaner! whaaaahaha! :))

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT?
Biology and AP! whaaaaa!! kaantok nmn kc tlg!! tapos ang haba haba haba haba pa ng mga sinusulat nmn sa AP, BIOLOGY nmn ganu8n dn..and ung tym ndn cgro!

NAUSO DIN BA UNG PINAPANGALAN UNG BARKADAHAN? DID U BELONG TO ANY GROUP?
nauso, yes!! hindi nmn ata!! cla lng un! haha! im not sure if ksma nga ako.. bka mahiya e.. hahaha.. wala na lng.. :))


NABAGSAK KA BA? KAHIT SA EXAM?
sa exam, oo!! ganun tlg!! hihihi..

EH NA GUIDANCE?
aha! parang.. ata!! nakalimutan ko na kng bakit, bsta parang!! hahaha

EH ANG MANGOPYA?
yes, yes!! kailangan pa bang i'deny yan? hahhaa

EH ANG HINDI MANGOPYA?
nangongopya nga e.. kulet!

ANO LAGING KINAKAIN MO NUN?
pansit, pancit canton, crackers at palamig!! hehe

MAY SEAT PLAN BA KAYO NUN? LIKE OR UNLIKE?
oo, meron! unlike, kc mnsan d ko close nkakatabi ko.. OP!

SINO PINAKASIKAT SAINYO?
C mabel! sikat talaga!! kaw na maging crush ng campus!! hihi

NAIINGGIT KA BA?
sa pagigigng sikat nya? indi.. :))

MAY GINAWA KA BANG IKINAGALIT NG KAKLASE O NG TEACHER MO?
sa kaklase, meron! k melch, and im still sorry for what i did!! :((

NAKARECEIVE KA BA NG LOVE LETTER?
whaaaahaaahhahaha!!! WALA!

EH GUMAWA?
HINDI RIN! pro d q sure ahh... hehehe

NAKATULOG KA BA HABANG NAGKAKLASE?
ata! hahahaah!! pikit'pikit lang cgro.. pasimple, ganun!!

KASALI KA BA NUN SA MGA ORGANIZATION?
ahmmmm.. Campus Ministry? ata..

ANO PINAKA BORING NA SUBJECT?
AP!! UN NA!!


MABAIT KA BANG KAKLASE?
xmpre ssbhn ko oo.. pro lets ask them, mabait bako?

NAME SOMETHING FROM HAISKUL THAT YOU’RE STILL KEEPING UNTIL NOW
my ID!! uniform.. nakita ko pa sa bahay nmn nung umuwi ako last summer!

MAY NAIINGGITAN KA BA NUN?
oo, d nmn ata mwwla un! hehe..

SINU SINO NAGING SEATMATES MO?
c bhel, cal ,mabel.. nung forth year!

EH MGA NAKAAWAY?
meron ba? away as in away? mga parinig meron, pro deadma! dami epal! karma ngyari sknila ngaun!

ANO PINAKAMABABANG GRADE MO SA CARD?
eeeee.. limot ko na! pro d nmn line of 7 un.. sabi!!


PINAKAMATAAS?
TLE!

ANONG PINAKAAYAW MO SA HAISKUL?
Flag ceremony! db? db? db?


ANONG KALOKOHANG GINAWA MO NOON?
hahahhaha!! k bhel! naging gf q un! hahhaha.. pinagtripan ko xa nun, niligawan.. nkktawa lang kc, mgkatext kmi mnsan pro mgkatabi lang.. hahaha

MOST EMBARASSING?
ala kong maalala!


NAG PA PASS IT ON NOTES KA DIN BA NOON? TAPOS NAKITA NG TEACHER AT BINASA nya?
hahhahahaha! oo, mnalaking tsek.. pro d nmn umabot to the point na nabsa nung teacher nmn! gawain eh noh! mnsan pasimuno.. kmi ni gil, naalala ko saya saya nmn nun, pasa pasa habang ngli lecture c sir emerenciana sa bilogy, s mutz pinupuntirya nmn, cla ni angol.. masaya lang, tas dumating c tiyo alvin, kinausap si sir at c mutz, un bad news!! naalala un ni mutz, of course!


GINAWA MO BA UNG MAG COMBINE NG NAME MO AT NG CRUSHES MO? SHARE!!
hahahah.. indi ahh.. ung tipong cj? mga ganun? parang d nmn! ka'cheapan! ahahahahaha


MAHIRAP BA ANG HIGH SCHOOL?
indi! ang dali!


SA MGA SCHOOL ACTIVITIES, ANO PINAKA GUSTO MO?
scouting, xmas party, uwian time, at out of town trips!

PINAKA HATE?
exam!! for one day, 8 exams! patayan!

NARANASAN MONG MAKI BALL NOON?
oo, party people ako nun e!! hahahah!

SINONG NA MI MISS MO SA LAHAT?
sila lahat!! lahat talaga.. buntong hininga!! sarap ng hiskul!!

SINO BA PINAKA CLOSE MO?
c bcel, gil and mutz!! ang gaan lng nila kasama!! :)) c bcel, naalala ko.. d kmi klasmates nung 1st and 2nd year, tas nung 3rd year una kmi ngkausap, click agad!! hilig pareho sa music! c gil, pinsan ko!! magkapatid lolo nya tsaka lola ko..nkakatuwa lang kabaklaan nyan! c mutz transferee samin, 2nd year!! xa una ko nakilala at ganun dn nmn xa sakin!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL?
OO! OO! OO! ang sarap lang ng buhay, ng kabataan!! hahaha.. un nga dilemma ko nung college e, parang ayaw ko iwan ang psat, mga kaibigan, mga memories! namimiss ko cla lahat!! huhu!! i love you guyz!! :)

REALIZATIONS OF A BUM

I never imagine my life to be these boring, uninteresting and crippled by unsignificant ideas and emotions, that if not controlled, would turn into a world of drama and craziness! :D

After graduation, or even before that, I figured myself moving step by step through my goals... I will pass the NLE... will find a job, will apply abroad after two years... and that was until 2013.. After three years of working there, I will buy Papa a car and Mama a house.. Everything for them.. And that dream was planned in acc0rdance to how I view it and how I wanted it to happen. I never c0nsider the factors that would hinder that dream or me fr0m m0ving. I never asked myself, ''what if?''.. What if I didnt pass? What if didnt make it? Those are the questi0ns that I wasnt able to think of before, not until now, which left me questi0ning myself.. Pure regrets and envy, thats what I have in my heart now. REGRETS that if I just bec0me m0re focused, hardworking, inspired and determined before, I wouldnt be left hanging. ENVY-- of course! S0me of my classmates and friends are NURSES now, while im still a NUR! Lol

And now, its been 8 months! 8 months of just being in the house, 'gala' with friends, 'unlimited talks' received fr0m mama (c0z alm0st everyday, I woke up bey0nd 8am), in sh0rt Im a BUM! That's what I call myself.

Im trying to believe that Its not my time yet! 'una-una lang yan', as they say! Im not even starting yet, so watch out f0r me as I conquer you and the world! :D

Now, I'll think with an open mind, let go of things that arent working out and make space in my life to the things I deserve! :)

#j0pz

DREAMING WAS AS GOOD AS REALITY

I want you to stay
Never go away from me
Stay forever
But now, now that you're gone
All I can do is pray for you
To be here beside me again
*Why did you have to leave me
When you said that love will conquer all
Why did you have to leave me
When you said that dreaming
Was as good as reality
And now I must move on
Trying to forget all the memories
Of you near me
But I can't let go of your love
That has taught me to hold on
I want you to stay never go away from me
Stay forever
But now, now that you're gone
All I can do is pray for you
To be here beside me again

And now I must move one
Trying to forget all the memories
Of you near me
But I can't let go of your love
That has taught me to hold on

I want you to stay never go away from me
Stay forever
I want to stay but I have to go my way

IM A BUM, NOT A PROUD ONE!

yeah, yeah, I admit
Im a Bum, not a proud one
Im a Bum, but just for now!

WHY WE'RE STILL VIRGINS!

Nowadays, you dont find many women over 18 in the V club, these women are commited chicks-- and their reasons may surprise you..


"For me, giving up my V is is tantamount to relinquishing my control over a relationship.. Though Ive been with my boyfriend for over four years, I still have a had time letting go, because I consider my V my trump card. If i give it to someone, then it means I 'lose'-- and I'm not ready for that just yet." Leigh, 30, travel agent


"Being a V is more of by chance, since Im not with anyone. I really don't believe in saving V fort marriage. For me, keeping one is overrated. I think when you're emotionally ready, and you fell that you are with the right person, then its the right time to give up. A s long as you have no doubts about having sex with that person, and you know what youre getting into, then its okay!" Gabby Lee, 28, intern


"I still hold on to the belief that V is best saved for marriage. I grew up in a conversation home, but that's the only reason why I thing this way. V is something so sacred and valuable for me, and to give it up involves at once-in-a-lifetime experience that I want to share with my future husband!" Analyn Berita, 26, accountant


"I almost gave up my V before. What stopped me from giving it up was the fact that I had waited so long..and I didnt want to put all my efforts anbd self-control to waste. I vowq to give my V for only one man, who will love me the way I love him!"
Goilda Tabid, 26 asst marketing manager


---My turn! hahahaha!! I agree to most of them! I'm a V and NBSB girl! Its kinda weird to be both at 20, but it doesn't mean that I'm frigid.. There are two reasons why I decided to keep my V: one, because I know very well that I'm not ready to take that step and two, bcoz I feel that I haven't fallen that hard to actually give in.. The way I see it, sex is an expression of your love to your partner, so I never felt that I should compromise my standards or my judgement just so I could join the bandwagon or please another person.. It would be ideal to save my V, but at the same time, Im open to the idea that it might happen even before i tie the knot, bcoz I know circumstances can change. Losing my V is something that I don't plan or anticipate bcoz I know that it will happen, its just a matter oif time. I think I'll hold onto this until the right person comes along. Until then, Im not going to nstress out the fact that Im still a Virgin, bcoz its a FACT that I happen to very proud of! :p

WHY WE'RE STILL VIRGINS!

our halloween party! :)

enjoy kami kagabi coz we celebrated ate'ichie, france, and allen's birthday!! it was fun to hell!! :)) ate sally took charge of the venue and all the decoration while the celebrants fed us with their handa's!! hehe!! namiss ko tawanan!! after almost a month, nakompleto ulit kami, almost.. ala c adrian and ate anjz e! c adrian nsa baguio, c ate anjz nmn bumalik na sa saudi! pa'swimming dw xa pgbalik nya nxt month!! :))


here are the pictures:









more to come from lesty!! tagal nun mg'uplod e. :))

isang gabi na puno ng KAASARA, KABWCTAN,at REKLAMO.. :(

january 15,2010 10:24

dahil ngaung gabi lng aq mkakatulog ng ganitong oras s loob ng isang linggo, gustong gusto q ng matulog pero dahil sa maraming epal hindi q mgawa..

* ung pinsan q gmgwa pa ng kaepalang "scrapbbok" na project nya, e d bukas ilaw, e isa q sa mga followers ng "iI CANT SLEEP WITH LIGHTS ON" movement..agh!! at inantay q tlg xa matulog..

*naghagilap aq ng pocketbook pampatulog(sna inicp q n lng pla ung prof nmn na bumubuga ng diazepam..nyahaha!!) kahit nbsa q na, e sa kasamaang palad, ung piaka pinagcchan q pang bilhin na pb ang nadampot q, e npakawalang hiya ng kwento nun, "ENEMIES TURNED LOVERS"..DAH!!


*ewan q ba!! di nako nasanya sa lugar nmn, na pag umaabot na sa ganitong oras, nagsisilabasan na mga "TRACK AND FIELD" at "BOXING" supporters, isama mo pa ang bawat spokeperson ng bawat katunggali..sighs!! kilala nga lugar nmn as

"NITANG: THE STREET OF NO RETURN".. :)


*kainis, d q natapos boys over flowers dahil naiingayan c mama, kesyo madaling araw n dw..asar!! e sakto pg akyat q wid matching dabog dabog epek, mei tumilaok na manok.. umaga n nga.. :)


* mei nagpaptunog ng torotot pa, nakulangan ata sa new year.. at least safe dw.. promise, meron nga.. :)

about me :

hi guyz.. im jophen.. 19, 4th year bsn student.. we can be friends coz im so easy to deal with. im a good girl but sometimes i do something outrageous, stupid, idiotic or potentially embarrassing which shows my bad girl side. sometimes i do what i wanted to do regardless of the outcomes certainty. yun nga lng mnsan, aq npphmk sa mga pnggagawa q. im a person anyone can trust, and my patience and kindness are admirable. just like everyone else, i had my share of people being mean to me. it doesn't matter who you are, people will always talk about you or might say bad things about you bcoz they're bored, insecure, or not happy for whatever reason. i know some people are against me because of my attitude, some would tell me that im unpredictable, snob and unfriendly, oh well,i cant really please anyone,i just really want to please myself, my family and God!also, i have this childish attitude. i enjoy annoying my younger cousins, up to the point that they'd cry.. but when they started singing in chorus, my mom would actually scream at me in true Josefa Pagayonan fashion. azar! but i enjoy being a mama's girl..haha

basketball and volleyball are my fave sports.. i also know how to play billiard, softball and badminton..i can dance! i can sing! those are all facts haha.. im a "gossip" girl, esp if its about showbizness.. i do watch teleseryes and reality shows or anything bsta with drama .. my top 3 cravings tlg pg mei naipon aqng pera pra mg'food trip are:McDo's/ Jollibee's large french fries, Greenwhich medium size Hawaiian pizza (kulang p nga e..oh wel un lng kya q blhn e..hehe..) and piattos, nova, name it..match with ice cold RC!!!!!haha

So now, i now i guess u've known me a little..hehe.. i am who i am, so deal wid it!!!!

add nyo q.. nephoj21@yahoo.com

peace!!!

The Top Ten Signs That He’s/She’s Just Not That Into You

Greg – When he says things like, “Nung bang bata ka palang, pangit ka na?”
Forg – If he won’t text unless you send him load.
Smiles-a-lot – You send him a sweet text and he replies: “Pasaload naman diyan, o!”
Gooey Kablooey – If whatever you give her, she gives away to her friends.
Hunter Lizie – If he says non-committal invites like, “Let’s have coffee one of these days”, but never gives an exact date.
Mr. Perk – If while on a date, he only talks about himself and never asks anything about you.
Dr. G – If every time you send a text like: “Kumusta na?”, ang sagot niya: “Mabuti naman PO sir, kumusta naman PO ang ASAWA niyo?”
Tyrone – If he says stuff like: “After my wife and two kids…ikaw na, pare.”
SPY Shadow/Juggernaut – If he only wants to see you every 15th and 3oth of every month.
Loi Pogi – You send him a flirty text like: “Maaga ako makakalabas ng office…” Then he replies: “Good, eh di maaga kang makakauwi.”
Gorgeous Bitch/I.M.D. – If for the nth time you texted him to invite him out, ang reply pa din niya: “Who u?”
Joel – IF he always says: “I love you” before sex, but never after.
Geyp – “If you tell her, “I love you”, and she replies, “Thank you, friend!”
Loi Pogi – If he accepts your friend request on Facebook, only to unfriend you after a few days.
Gorgeous Bitch – If he says, “Grabe, kamukhang-kamukha mo yung crush ko.”
Eylek – If every time you text or YM her sweet messages like, “I miss you” or “I love you”, ang sagot niya lagi ay: “:-)”
Boknoi – If you text her: “Gising ka pa?” at ang sagot niya ay: “zzzzzzz…”
RJ – If you text her: “It’s a great night to go out…” and she answers: “Have fun!”
Beautifulweirdo – If he says, “I’ll call you!” but never asked for your number.
Jam – If you ask her out and she replies: “Sinu-sino TAYO?”
Ash – You text her: “Ikaw ang pinakamahalagang tao sa buhay ko ngayon”. And she replies: “Ganun?”
Hopeless Jec – If she let’s you take her home, but she never replies to any of your texts.
Pancakes – If you ask her: “So…where do you live?” And she answers: “At the corner of ‘fat chance’ and ‘no way’.”
Astroboy -If every time you text him a romantic quote, he sends you a friendship quote in return.
Stanford – If you text her: “How are you today, sexy!” And she replies: “Mabuti naman po, kuya!”

The Top Ten Quotes From Your Family

Cardamom – My mom, to me and my friends at our dinner table: “Barkada kayo ng mga bakla, no?”
Glenda – My son during dinner that we hosted for my boss: “Mom, how’s your diarrhea?”
No name – My mom once said to me: “If your father is poor, that’s destiny. But if your husband is poor, that’s stupidity.”
Jorik – When my mom was teaching me language she said: “F is F, P is P. Get the foint?”
Lynski – My 7-year-old daughter was looking at our wedding pictures when she asked: “Mom, why wasn’t I at your wedding?”
Stonewall – When my sister had her first manliligaw, our lola asked the boy: “May plano ka bang galawin ang pechay ng apo ko?”
Jose – My dad: “Sa susunod na maglalayas ka, sasabihin kung saan ka namin mahahanap!”
Your Highness – My niece: “Si Daddy pag natutulog, laging nakahawak sa dodo ni Mommy!”
Hands-on-mom – A friend will always remind his son going on a date: “Anak remember, putting condoms is easier than changing diapers.”
LilRedShiningNips – My cousin from Cebu was buying calamansi so he asked for lemoncito (what they call calamansi in cebu). The tindera gave him a bottle of lemon C2.
Denzyou – My 10-year-old sister as she lead the rosary: “The second sorrowful mystery is the scourging of the caterpillar…”
Ghildon – My mom while scolding our dog: “Ikaw Martin ha, nagiging hayop ka na!”
Boknoi – My sister yelled at her son playing outside: “Kain na, pinagluto kita ng adobo!” Her son answered: “Mamaya na, nagpapalipad pa ako ng saranggola!” My sister said: “Mamaya na yan, makakain mo yang saranggola mo?” Her son answered: “Eh yang adobo mo, mapapalipad mo ba?”
Harold – During our wedding reception, my wife’s mom said in her speech: “Anak, sana matulad kayo sa amin ng daddy mo. Kahit sa ganitong edad, napahilig pa rin sa sex!”
Grecia – My husband asked our eldest: “Ano gagawin mo kung malaman mong may kapatid ka sa labas?” Our son answered: “Eh di papapasukin ko.”
Daddy Elmo – I once told my kids who were asking permission to swim late at night: “Wag na, gabi na. Bukas ng umaga nalang kayo mag night swimming!”
No name – My 90-year-old lola, after all these years, refers to Madonna as: “Magnolia”.
Tan – My mom wrote this on her card for me: “You may not be pretty, but you’re definitely sweet.”
Maive – A month before his fatal heart attack, my dad told my mom: “Sweetheart, if it’s time for me to go, let me go, okay?”
Kachika – When they were putting my lola’s ashes in the urn, her sister touched the urn and it felt warm to the touch. She started crying: “Mainit pa! Buhay pa siya!!!”
Lia – One day my mom just blurted out of nowhere: “Pag kinasal ka, wag ka na magsuot ng belo, kasi hindi ka na virgin…”
Ergo – One time my mom slipped: “Manang-mana ka sa tunay mong ama!”
Grace – When I introduced a suitor to my lola, she said: “Sino to, yung bobo o yung bad breath?”
Bubbles – After a night out at Rockwell, my mom asked me where I came from. I answered: “Sa Power Plant.” She said: “Aber, at ano naman ang ginawa mo sa Meralco ng ganito kagabi?”
SC- We once had a visitor in our house. (My lola saw our visitor picking her nose) Lola: “Anong kinukuha mo ineng?” Visitor: “Nursing po.” Lola: “Ah, akala ko kulangot.”

The Top Ten College Moments And Quotes

Sargi – When one classmate in Comparative Vertebrae was stuttering because he was nervous, our professor said: “Do you know what differentiates us from lower animals? Our spine. Show yours.”
Sherwin Marcelo – Our college prof: “Be ready for a surprise quiz tomorrow.”
Babyjen – When our teacher asked if there were any scholars in class, I raised my hand. She then said: “I hate scholars.”
Zeni Grand - My male teacher answered, after I asked the difference between mystery & miracle: “When you get pregnant, that’s a mystery. If I get pregnant, that’s a miracle.”
Geronimo – Priest in our collage: “Ang bunga ng edukasyon ay depende sa tao. Tulad ng tubig, pag ininom ng baka, ginagawang gatas na masustansya. Ngunit pag ininom ng ahas, ginagawang lason na nakakamatay.”
Pipit - Sa PLM, may isang shed doon na kung tawagin namin ay “gay factory”. Kasi lahat ng tumatambay doon na lalaki, nagiging bading.
ACER – During a hands-on pig castration, my face squirmed when I finally made a slit on d pig’s jewels. My professor said: “Huwag mo kasing imagine-in na yung iyo yan!”
No name – On our 1st quiz in finance, the professor told us to write an essay similar to a mini-skirt: “short enough to be interesting, but l0ng enough to cover the essential parts.”
Carebear – I took to heart UP’s saying that: “Do not let your academics ruin your education.”
Astroboy – One thing I learned in U.P.: Suggested readings are MANDATORY.
SC – A classmate who never went out with us explained: “Kapag maganda ang anak, mahigpit ang magulang. Sana maintindihan ninyo ang mga magulang ko.”
Maomao – During Biology class, a classmate actually asked our prof: “Sir, what if while a guy and a girl are doing ‘it’, naihi yung lalaki?”
Kat – Overheard in our university. Girl 1: “Let’s buy dinner!” Girl 2: “What do you plan to buy?” Girl 1: “Uhm…dinner.”
No name – In Clinical Chemistry, we need to study all sorts of bodily fluids, including sperm. So our male classmates would supply us girls with fresh sperm to count for our exercises.
MNEMONIC – In the men’s toilet, may chewing gum na nakadikit sa wall with the caption: ” Dito idikit ang nalalagas na pubic hair para di magbara ang bowl. from: d’ janitor”
Cheezy Jen – We used to have a female prof who’s so enormously well-endowed, that everytime she wrote on the board, everything chest-level is erased.
No name – Law prof: “You start preparing for your board exams on the first day of law school.”
Eylek – Our teacher said: “Our lesson for today is Algebra.” Becaue i was noisy, she asked me: “What is Algebra?” I answered: “Our lesson for today?”
Nenz – A note in the U.P. Manila library: “Keep Quiet – GOD (Guard On Duty)”
Meg of UPLB – In UPLB, there’s a superstition that if you have your picture taken with the Oblation, you won’t graduate on time. They say the same with the other university icons like Mariang Banga and Pegaraw.
Forg – Prof: “Don’t make me angry. Whenever I get upset, a calamity hits the country!”
Gooey Kablooey – From our U.P. philosophy professor: “I ask God, if there is a God, to save my soul, if there is a soul.”
Nobag – Prof: “Why did you bring your cat to school?” Girl: “Naawa po ako, kasi sabi ng boyfriend ko, ‘Tomorrow, I’ll eat your pussy!’”
Boknoi – True story: During oral recitations in our anatomy class, the teacher asked a male classmate of mine what is the external genitalia of the female called. My classmate said: “Alam niyo ma’am, di ko masyadong maalala, but it was at the tip of my tongue this morning.”

The Top Ten Signs That Your Yaya Is A Major Loser

1. Kyle – One day our yaya said: “Ayoko na, aalis na ko!” So my mom said: “Bakit, may nagawa ba kami sa iyo na hindi mo nagustuhan?” Our yaya calmly replied: “Hindi naman po, kaya lang yung sampayan di ko na maabot, masyadong mataas.”
2. No name – My mom quizzed our new yaya: “Paano magluto ng nilagang baka?” The yaya answered: “Una…uhm…lulunurin muna yung baka…”
3. Greg/L&L – I asked our yaya to buy green peas. She came back with a tube of Colgate and said: “Wala pong grimpis, ang meron lang tutpis.”
4. No name – I asked our yaya how much a kilo of pork costs nowadays. She answered: “Ay, ewan ate, kasi laging kalahating kilo lang ang binibili ko.”
5. KeyArena – I instructed our yaya to press my blouse. After an hour, she came back with the blouse frozen, complete with icicles. When I asked what she did, she said: “Diba sabi mo i-press? Eh di nilagay so sa presser (freezer)!”
6. Chupachups – One time our yaya was struggling to get something on a high shelf. So I gave her a chair and said: “Eto, gamitin mo.” Annoyed, she said: “Ate, mas lalo kong di maaabot yan pag umupo ako!”
7. Puff daddy – One day I saw our yaya cooking fish. I asked: “Yaya, tuna yan?” She answered: “Kuya, hindi pa.” She thought I asked, “Luto na yan?”
8. Meatball – I asked our yaya how many LPG tanks we had. She said 2. But then I saw a third one, so I asked: “Eh ano yun?” She answered: “Basyo.”
9. BluePalito – I called up our house and our yaya answered: “Hello, sino ‘to?” So I said: “Manang, si Potpot ‘to.” She replied: “Ay sori, wala siya eh.” Sabay baba ng telepono.
10. Sayuri – While making sandwiches, our yaya was singing this to the tune of Hagibis’ song, “Katawan”: “Palaman, palaman, palaman, palaman…ooooo palaman!”
11. Janers – I asked our neighbor’s yaya what their dog’s name was, and she answered: “Francis.” Seconds later, her amo called out to her: “Yaya, ipasok mo na si Princess, paliliguan ko!”
12. SC – My mom instructed our yaya to call Malabanan to drain our poso negro. Yaya: “Sumisipsip kayo ng ebak?” Malabanan: “Opo.” Yaya: “Ano lasa?”
13. No name – Having multiple yayas, I asked when I called up the house: “Sino ‘to?” Our yaya answered: “Eh di ako!”
14. Kat – Our yaya has no letter S. “Britney Spear”, “Tom Hank”, “Backstreet Boy”, and “Wat dat?”
15. Cynch – We tasked our yaya to cook lumpiang shanghai. She did, pero sing-laki ng lumpiang sariwa.
16. No name – During a party, I instructed our yaya: “Ilabas mo yung lechon…pero may apple sa bibig ha!” She came out with the lechon…with an apple in her mouth.
17. Mu_Langot – Our yaya complained: “Hindi maganda yung sabon sa banyo. Mabango pero di bumubula.” When we checked, she was using the albatross deodorizer.
18. Botchok – When we applied for a visa to the U.S., my husband was denied but our yaya was granted one! (actually this makes her a winner, more than a loser)
19. Boknoi – Our uncle couldn’t make it to a wedding, so he was asking us: “Ano tawag dun, yung may papalit nalang sa yo?” Of course the word was “proxy”. Our yaya excitedly offered: “Alam ko yun, prosti!”
20. Boknoi – One time, a pigeon pooped on me, so told our yaya: “Pengeng toilet paper!” She answered: “Kuya, paano mo pa pupunasan ang puwet nun, eh nakalipad na!”
21. Toned26 – My mom instructed our yaya to buy a chicken, remove all the feathers, then put it in the freezer. When my mom arrived home, she opened the freezer and found a live featherless chicken shivering inside our freezer.
22. Sephulturero – On our way out of town, my mom screamed: “Naku balik tayo, naiwan kong bukas ang kalan!” Our yaya calmly assured her: “Wag kayng mag-alala ma’am, hindi tayo masusunugan, kasi naiwan ko ring nakabukas ang gripo…”

The Top Ten Ways To Answer The Question: “When Does Love Become A Bad Thing?”

1. Astroboy – If your relati0nship has become like an empty decorated heart-shaped box…beautiful but hollow.
2. RC and Cess – When loving becomes synonymous with possessing.
3. Iceage – When doubt and distrust creep into the relationship.
4. Farrah/Blanko/The Wanderer – When you lose who you are, trying to be who your loved one wants you to be.
5. Echosero – When my friend found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, you know what she did? She bought him a PSP.
6. Iceage – When it reaches the point where for her, sex = shopping.
7. Leirolf – Pag binubutas mo yung condom niya para mapikot mo siya.
8. Gracia – When it messes up both your happy homes.
9. Urduja – Whe you start embroidering your name on all of his underwear.
10. Loi Pogi – Pag ang text niya sa iyo araw-araw is iisa lang: “I love you babe, pa-load naman ng 100.”
11. Jaeda – When you put your boyfriend on a pedestal as he puts you down every chance he gets.
12. Lolong Hinugot Sa Tadyang Ng Seksing Aktress – Kapag wala ka nang ginawa araw-araw kundi tumawag sa psychic hotline para itanong ang kapalaran ng relationship niyo.
13. Noodle Boy – If evertime you want sex, she asks you: “Do you have an appointment?”
14. RC and Cess – If you find yourself apologizing, even for the things you’re not guilty of, just to keep the peace.
15. Abernathy – If you THINK you love someone, instead of FEELING it.
16. Ehn Rand – If your relationship is starting to play out like a poorly-scripted soap opera.
17. Kopikoto – When she keeps asking you to prove your love to her.
18. No name – When you magnify the good things, in order to justify the hurtful things he’s done.
19. Rodel – Pag bumabaon na yung mga kalmot niya sa likod mo.
20. Loi Pogi – Pag napapadalas ang tulog niya sa kuwarto ng kuya mong bi-curious.

The Top Ten Signs That You’ve Become An Old Maid

1. Langgam – Whe you find yourself praying: “Sige na Lord, kahit sino na, basta mabait…”
2. Maomao – Before you used to get a massage to relax your muscles, now you get a massage because it’s the only chance you get to have a man’s hands on your body.
3. RC and Cess – Kapag kinukupkop ka na ng kapatid mo na tumira na lang sa kanila at alagaan ang mga pamangkin mo.
4. Tonsky – If your idea of a busy weekend is Tai Chi in Luneta then taking care of your nephews after.
5. DontCurseMe – If you live with your 3 old maid aunts.
6. Lonely Seagirl – When you say, “I have a date tonight”, you actually mean you’re watching a movie with relatives.
7. No name – When you say, “my kids”, you’re referring to your potted plants.
8. Ms. Vain – Pag mahilig ka na sa ube. (CHICO: Hey! Ube happens to be my favorite ice cream flavor! Hmph.)
9. Jonathan - If you’re on the MRT and you start shouting: “Manghihipo! Manghihipo!” And when the guys says: “Hindi naman kita hinihipuan ah!” You say: “Eto naman, para nagsu-suggest lang!”
10. Eylek – If for Christmas you get the following gifts: cross stitch, rocking chair, balabal.
11. No name – Kung may nahanap kang expiry date sa poocheech mo.
12. Myuki – If you tell yourself: “Meron naman vibra mode…”
13. Maomao – If you plan for the future with only yourself in mind.
14. Abernathy – If people start asking: “Are you sure you’re not lesbian?”
15. Urduja – If you say stuff like: “I like children, as long as they’re not mine.”
16. Incognito/Lolo Ben – If you graduate from Singles For Christ, to Handmaids of the Lord.
17. Hopeless Jec – Kapag ang mga pinapa-date sa iyo ng mga kaibigan mo, kundi biyudo, hiwalay sa asawa.
18. Astroboy – When kisses from men start feeling like charity.
19. PC Konek – If the only person who tells you to, “spread ‘em”, is your OB-GYN.
20. Jockaz – Pag niyayaya ka na ng mga amiga ng nanay mo na sumali sa ballroom dancing nila.
21. Tinidor de Libro – If the beneficiaries of all your insurance policies are always your nieces and nephews.
22. Draco’s Biatch – Pag nagi-ipon ka na ng tupperware at bedsheet.
23. Javipot – You’re single but they stop calling you during the bouquet toss.
24. Gooey Kablooey – If all your dates say: “Kumusta na PO kayo…”
25. Garfield – You say stuff like: “I don’t need a man to make me happy.”
26. Loi Pogi – After a date, yung guy imbes na nagki-kiss, nagma-mano!
27. No name – If your sister gets you as her “Old Maid of Honor” on her wedding.
28. Billie – You start naming your cats the names you were reserving for your future kids.

The Top Ten Things To Say If You’re Crush Asks You: “Am I Your Crush?”

1. Tbone – “Feeling ka ha! Di ka naman kagandahan! Ang kapal ng mukha! Oo crush kita…”
2. Bulate Kid – “You’re not my crush…you’re my life.”
3. Jorik – “If I say yes, do I get a free taste?”
4. Boknoi – “Hello? Lumilipad ba ang mga ibon? Lumalangoy ba ang mga isda? Binugbog ba ni Chris Brown si Rihanna?”
5. Gooey Kablooey – “Crush, hindi. Sexy thoughts, oo.”
6. Michelangelo – “What answer would you like to hear?”
7. Specialist – “Yes, I do. You may now kiss the bride.”
8. SC – “Kiss muna…”
9. YJ – “Would it bother you if I said yes?”
10. SPY Shadow – “No, I just like watching you breastfeed.”
11. Loi Pogi – “Pare I’m not gay…bi-curious/straight tripper lang.”
12. DocRod – “Hon naman, debut na ng bunso natin mamaya, tinatanong mo pa rin yan?”
13. Tequila Rose – “Bakit, masama?”
14. Kamyla – “Di ko mawari, tila’y nasa pagitna ako ng bangungot at delubyo…”
15. Rvincent – “Dati, nung babae pa ang gusto ko.”
16. Red – “Maraming namamatay sa maling akala…”
17. Edric – “Anong crush-crush, TUWAD!”
18. Espeks – “Oh no, sex na ba’to?”
19. Loi Pogi – “Hinaan mo yang boses mo pare, baka marinig tayo ni misis…”
20. Pancakes – “If you were me and I were you, would you answer that question and admit to me that I’m your crush?”

The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement: “The Next Time I Fall In Love…” –

1. Ray Daniels – “…it will be with someone who’s had his heart broken, so he’ll be careful not to break mine.”
2. Secretly-in-love – “…I wont give him my ATM, my credit card PIN and my bank authorization.”
3. Jia – “…it won’t be with my friend’s boyfriend.”
4. McMaki – “…it won’t be with a fictitious character.”
5. WayFinder – “…it will be someone who will love me as his wife, and not just as the mother of his children.”
6. Spice – “…it won’t be with a guy who has a girl for a best friend, because girl best friends don’t know when to step back.”
7. The Wanderer – “…it won’t be with someone who reminds me each day that I’ll burn in hell for eternity because I’m Catholic.”
8. Dumbbeau – “…it won’t be with a student because I almost lost my job the last time.”
9. Aileen/PurpleRose – “…I’ll make sure he loves me more than I love him.”
10. Hot Commodity – “…it won’t be with a woman.”
11. Therapist – “…it won’t be with a bratty, trying hard, social climbing, narcissistic, paranoid, psychotic assumptionista.”
12. Nikchic – “…it won’t be with a perv who thinks sex is the requirement with which to prove my love for him.”
13. Arci – “…it won’t be with a 23-yr-old who acts like a 9-yr-old boy who exhibits symptoms of being gay.”
14. Brics/MaiGensai – “…siguradong bugbog-sarado nanaman ako sa misis ko!”
15. Eien17 – “…it will be with someone who CANNOT be happy without me.”
16. Feb15 – “…it will be with someone na malapit lang sa amin nakatira, kasi mahirap maghatid-sundo ng malayo.”
17. Wilian – “…I will make sure her mother isn’t a psychopath.”
18. Sweetest Evil – “…I will exert more, but not expect more.”
19. RC and Cess – “…hindi na ko mangagako, PROMISE!”
20. Hellgirl – “…hindi na sa lalaking may kikay kit.”
21. shenZumi – “…I’m going to make sure it’s my last.”
22. Yuan – “…I will be brave enough to admit it.”
23. Langgam – “…hindi na sa Chinese na bawal ikasal sa Pilipina, kundi hindi pamamanahan ng hardware store nila.”
24. Xmimix – “…it won’t be with a guy who has ’short’comings.”
25. Beth – “…we won’t buy a puppy and call it our ‘baby’.”
26. Varick – “…it won’t be with a girl who has a social disease.”
27. FK Gurl – “…it won’t be with someone who has too much baggage.”
28. Eien17 – “…it would not be with someone who’s heart already belongs to someone else.”
29. Gamergirl – “…it will be with a guy who’s really single, and not just feeling single.”
30. Navygurl – “…it won’t be with a journalist who sensationalizes his feelings for me, the way he does with some of his news reports.”
31. Acer – “…it would have to be in another lifetime.”
32. Varick – “…I’ll make sure the girl’s dad is not from the police or the military.”
33. Gorgeous Bitch – “…I’ll try to be a little less bossy, and a little more submissive.”
34. Topsy Turvey – “…I’ll close my legs more, and open my eyes more.”
35. No name – “…siguro basted nanaman.”

The Top Ten Signs That You Are A Poser

1. Shaggilid – I once had an officemate who would mix a sachet of 3-in-1 coffee in a Starbucks mug every morning. Worse, he would walk around the whole building carrying that Starbucks mug knowing that the building has a Starbucks branch on its ground floor.
2. Jedi Mster – When we asked where we’ll have coffee, a friend said: “Siyempre sa favorite hangout ko, Starbucks! I’ll get a medium kape chino.”
3. Blitzkrieg – Girl 1: “Grabe, I’m the biggest Twilight fan!” Girl 2: “Sige nga, what’s Edward’s last name?” Girl 1: “Duh. Eh di COLLINS!”
4. No name – A pa-sosy ingglisera girl: “Grabe, last minute decision! Super sperm of the moment!”
5. Gandako – A pa-sosy trying hard girl at the supermarket fruit section: “Miss, are your grapes boneless?”
6. Boknoi – A girl at our office: “You know what I hate? People who can’t speak English but who keep speaking it anyway. It’s really my PET BEEF!”
7. Forg – People who always have a DSLR hanging around their neck, but you never see them take even a single shot.
8. Forg – Mga taong pupunta sa Starbucks, not to buy coffee, but to take a photo for her profile pic.
9. Kesibi – I bought this Adidas ADMU and DLSU shirts and jackets. I wear DLSU when I go to Taft and Manila area, and ADMU when I visit the Katipunan area.
10. Chino – In college my evil sister would wear my class ring, para mukha siyang may boyfriend na Lasalista.
11. No name – I once asked a guy wearing a Che Guevarra shirt: “Do you know who that is?” He answered: “I forgot his name, but he’s a rocker!”
12. TwistedSaint – I once heard a know-it-all say, “Let’s watch the Indian movie, Slamdunk Millionaire!”
13. Dindin – On my sister’s profile, she put under “favorite TV show”: Gossip Girls.
14. Mamsy – When the pastor decried the evils of internet cafes, the woman beside me asked: “Oh no, like Starbucks!”
15. Tipsy – We had an officemate who always had the latest gadget like ipod and laptop, pero laging hinihimatay sa gutom. Apparently she’s stopped eating just to keep up her lifestyle.
16. Cha Park – Speaking of UP Manila, the ones who recruited me to a sorority and clamored against brain drain, the ones who’d drag me to rallies, were the first ones who migrated to the U.S. after graduation.
17. RC and Cess – While watching CSI, my know-it-all uncle exclaimed: “Favorite ko yang McGyver!”
18. Dru – Gay guys who claim to be discreet, malayo palang kita mo na ang pilantik ng daliri.
19. Dru – People with expensive laptops hanging out at Starbucks, pero pag tinignan mo, Friendster lang ang sinu-surf.
20. Geyp – Sosy: “Wanna party at Embassy?” Poser: “Sure, I’m in the mood to meet ambassadors!”
21. Smiles-a-lot – I once went out with a sosy girl who ordered wine, then when the drink arrived, said: “Ay, walang ice?”
22. Yunix – Mga todo rockista ang porma, pero pag tinanong mo kung ano pinapakinggan sa ipod — Eminem!
23. Stix – May friend ako araw-araw iba ang kotseng dala sa school. Later we found out, daddy niya pala may-ari ng talyer.
24. Ruelski – A guy with a top of the line DSLR pero pag tinignan mo, naka-full auto mode lang pala.
25. Dexter – I have an officemate who always has the latest phone, pero laging nagpapa-pasa load.
26. Sadakups – Pag pinagmamalaki mong Rusher ka na since 1990.
27. SC – One friend was asking for directions to Greenbelt. Another friend said: “Hello, Greenbelt lang hindi mo pa alam? Katabi ng Greenhills.”
28. Specialist – A sosy girl: “Wanna ride on our yachtboat?”
29. Astroboy – I had a classmate who claimed she knew nothing about local showbiz, pero ang notebook niya: John Lloyd!
30. Jhomar – A friend claims he’s an athiest. Pero pag natatakot, he always says: “Oh my GOD!”
31. Blair – You have an iPhone…pero prepaid naman.
32. Boknoi – I have a new officemate who claims that she is a graduate of UP Manila. Having graduated there myself, I asked her, “O, kumusta naman Padre Faura?”. She replied, “Ahmm, nung huli kaming mag-usap, okay naman daw siya…”

The Top Ten Lies Grownups Told You

1. SC – Sabi ng mama ko, pag lagi akong kumakain sa McDo, malalaman ni Freddie Krueger na masarap ang pagkain dun, kaya kikidnapin niya si Ronald McDonald at gagawing personal cook.
2. Pekto – My yaya told me na naghirap na ang school ko (Don Bosco), kaya gagawin na lang “Mang Bosco” ang pangalan.
3. Billog – As a kid, I’d always ask for an apple. Not being rich, my mom would always give me a tomato and told me it’s the Philippine version of an apple.
4. Toby – My mom told me that if I didn’t drink my milk, liliit ang putotoy ko.
5. Chuchay – My lola told me: “Wag kang sisipol, kundi lalaki ang pepe mo.”
6. Bebang -Sabi ng tita ko, pag di daw ako natulog ng tanghali, hihigupin ako ng malaking trumpeta ng banda ng patay.
7. Pendong - Nung bata pa kami sa probinsiya, pag nanghingi kami ng pera, sasabihin ng mama namin, niluluto pa daw niya ang pera.
8. Manong Guard – Sabi ng lola ko, pag nasugatan ako ng Biyernes Santo, may lalabas sa sugat ko na pari na may kasamang prusisiyon.
9. Fallen Angel – My dad used to tell us that medicine was: “pinatigas na softdrinks”.
10. Dolce Vita – My lolo used to tell us that he owned Mt. Arayat. We’d tell all our classmates and they’d all believe us as well.
11. Jordin – My lola told me, when I get my first period, to wipe my panty on my face so I don’t get pimples.
12. Frederique – That Santa Claus owns Unimart and Cherry Foodarama, that’s why sometimes my gifts are wrapped in Unimart and Cherry gift wrappers.
13. Niña – My lola told me pag sinampay ng magkatabi ang brief at ang panty, mabubuntis ang may-ari ng panty.
14. Huge – When I asked my lola how my lolo died, she answered: “Nakalimutan niyang huminga.”
15. Eliteblood – Our lola told us: “Ang gamot sa sore eyes, ihian niyo ang sarili niyong mga mata.”
16. Leni – Pag daw naulanan ka when you have your period, mababaliw ka.
17. Petiks – My tita said pakagat namin ang nipples namin sa tutubi para gumaling kami sa swimming.
18. Astroboy – An uncle told my brother before that PSBA meant: Pagawaan ng Sapatos, Bakya, Atbp.
19. Kesibi – There’s another Santa Claus who makes toys using not elves, but little slave kids who were naughty too many times.
20. Billie – Our parents said for every grain of rice that we wasted, would be a sack of rice we’d carry in purgatory.
21. Yñaki – My evil uncle said our old yaya used to be an ago-go dancer, and that one of our cousins is her son.
22. Astroboy – My mom told us that being an old maid is hereditary.
23. Kaulitz – According to my dad, chewing gum is made of “gilagid ng intsik”.
24. LilRedShiningNips – Whenever my officemate’s kid asks where his father is, she tells him, “Anak, nalunod siya sa sabaw.”
25. Archiekins – Every time you point at a star, an angel goes blind.
26. Nobag – My older brother told me that if I peed on a girl’s pee, I’d get her pregnant.
27. Epiktetus – My older brother told me that there were actually 13 months in a year. The 13th month is a secret. It’s called Tektember.

watcha say? ..

what did she say
whatcha say,
that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
whatcha say,
that it's all for the best?
Of course it is..


I was so wrong for so long
Only tryin' to please myself (myself)
Girl, I was caught up in her lust
When I don't really want no one else
So, no I know I should of treated you better
But me and you were meant to last forever


So let me in (let me in) give me another chance (another chance)
To really be your man
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So tell me girl

Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say


How, could I live with myself
Knowing that I let our love go (love go)
And ooh, when I do with one chance
I just gotta let you know
I know what I did wasn't clever
But me and you we're meant to be together


So let me in (let me in) give me another chance (another chance)
To really be your man
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So tell me girl


Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say


Girl, tell me whatcha said (said)
I don't want you to leave me
Though you caught me cheatin'
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I really need you in my life
Cuz things ain't right, girl
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I don't want you to leave me
Though you caught me cheatin'
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I really need you in my life
Cuz things ain't right


Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So baby watcha say!

Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say

let me be the one.. :(

Somebody told me you were leavin
I didnt know
Somebody told me youre unhappy
But it doesnt show
Somebody told me that you dont want me no more
So youre walkin out the door
Nobody told me youve been cryin
Every night
Nobody told me youd been dyin
But didnt want to fight
Nobody told me that you fell out of love from me
So Im settin you free

Let me be the one to break it up
So you wont have to make excuses
We dont need to find a set up where
Someone wins and someone loses
We just have to say our love was true
But has now become a lie
So Im tellin you I love you one last time
And goodbye
Somebody told me you still loved me
Dont know why
Nobody told me that you only
Needed time to fly
Somebody told me that you want to come back when
Our love is real again

Just turn around and walk away
You dont have to live like this
But if you love me still then stay
Dont keep me waiting for that final kiss
We can work together through this test
Or we can work through it apart
I just need to get this off my chest
That you will always have my heart

written conversation..chatroom (chat sa classroom) :)

written conversation? ano nga ba ito?hehehe.. ito ba ung pag-uusap na sinusulat sa notebook pag sobrang bored ng estudyante? pg antok? pag sobrang lamig ng klasroom? pag ang haba ng introduction na umaabot ng isang oras? 2nd slide pa lng ng powerpoint pero dami na napag-usapan? pag mei "flight of ideas" ang prof? ito ba gngwa ngaun ni ate ichie and ate sally? ni jerik, alle, and lesty (ksali pla q dun..hehe)? pag tinatanong ka kng ano tawag sa umbilicus an 2 vein at 1 artery? e xa dn d alm..pag ang topic, self-help pro napakahaba ng kwento e self explanatory nmn..heheh


written conversation!! ito ay classroom norm na d mwwla sa buhay ng estudyante, s knilang buhay2..heheh.. minsan nmn, binabato pa pg d nakatingin ang prof, nkkrating pa minsan sa kbilang classroom!! ito ay ginagawa ng 2 or more student pra d mahalatang ngtsi-chismisan..


here's the sample usapan of allen, jerik, lesty and urs truly.. :)
during our class..


lesty:hay naku ang haba!! putik na intro yan!!haaha
jerik:kya nga e.. ang kulit ..
jopz:wow ahh!! lging FOI yan c mam e..heheh
lesty:may connect nmn ahh..hahha!!
jerik:knina may connect pa.. :)
jopz:meron nga, pro flight of ideas lgi..asar!tingnan mo c ate, mgkasundo tsaka c clifford.. :) eace ate!
lesty:eheh..ano un mei schizo na xa?
jerik:oo..haluan mo pa ng mania..
jopz:sama nyo 2..o db? napunta na tau sa defense!! long time no see dw cla ni ate sally..
lesty:ikw ng start e..hehe..oo nga e tagal ntin d nkta c ate sally..
allen: ano schizo? bka schizotypal, slita ng slita d mo nmn maintindihan.. laki na ni sally noh? este nung tyan..nyahaha
jerik:haha craulo tlg c allen sobra dmi alam..oo nga e, mgtaka ka kng lumiit yan..
allen:epal e noh? kng nanganak n dw c ate, ano un preterm?adik!!
lesty:oo na lentong..pnalo ka na! ang haba tlg mg explain ..kwento na e..kaantok!zzzzz
allen:mei ADHD yan ..attention deficit hyperactive daldal..pano halos lahat antok na..hehe..kng ano2 snsbi..self help lng nmn, e d pagtulong sa sarili..
allen:daldal mo..tinalo mo pa c mam..self help p lng pla, 2 hrs na tau ah..



to be continued.. dsami nmin reklamo e noh? pd nmng d kmi umattend ng klc..well, ganun tlg..haha!!!

kwento-kwentuhan.. courtesy of france, jerik, and urs truly.. 3words story, dugtungan.. (in order)

noong isang araw, akoy may pinuntahan at akoy naligaw. nakarating aq sa manila planetarium na nagkalat ang planeta, nilapitan ko ung mama sa puno na may kasamang unano na mapayat at may uhog sa kanang tainga (eewww).., kumuha xa ng langgam sa bundok at nakakita xa ng dragon sa bunganga ng garapon na nilalamon ng langgam na malaki na may ngipin pero walang bagang, puro dila lang hanggang mag laway at dilaan ng langgam ang dragon..kinain ng langgam ang tigreng chinesse na may dalang tikoy at insenso, nang tumigil ang pagsabog ng paputok sa may kwarto naglabasan ang mga taong malilit mula sa puso mo at bituka mo ... lumangoy sila papunta sa ilalim ng "synthesis" at biglang sumabog katawan nila ava at ichie, paolo at alcaraz kasi nagdadate cla sa sogo hotel pagkatapos lumipat sa Petronas Twin Tower at tumalon sila, nabulabog ang malaysia, nagsigawan ang mga bading sa kamuning, at si bigbrother na napalitan ni big utol na may melason at yohathy..kapag ang puso ay di tumibok ito ay butas at puno ng hangin..si michael na may kahalikan na babae raw, na jonah pangalan na nasa facebook na puno ng comments at scandal at maraming games tulad ng farmville..\sa ibang panig, madami bagsak sa quiz ngayong araw.. :)

balikan ang high school :)

1) Ano section mo nung 1st yr high ka?
-- MANGO :)

2) Eh nung 2nd yr?
-- DOVE :)

3) 3rd yr?
--ROSE :) HAPPIEST YEAR in high school..

4) 4th yr?
-- ACACIA :)

5) Anong best year for u?
-- 3rd year kc puro kalokohan kmi..cool lng! nyahahha

6) Marami ka bang friends nun
-- mrmi dn! :)

7) Saan kau kumakain kapag lunch?
-- san nga ba? mnsan sa skul mnsan umuuwi pra sa hauz mg lunch..

8) Saan tumatambay after skul?
-- ahah!! mnsan kla melch, tas mnsan smn, sa town plaza of pandan or sa tapat ng simbahan..hhehee

9) Lagi ka ba late pag morning?
-- d kya..bait aq e.. nung first year nga, first trip lgi sa tryc..hehhe..un nga lng pg tanghali mejo palate ns kc kaantok.. :::)))

10) Nasuspend ka na ba?
-- NO WAY!! patay aq sa lola q..

11) Bakit?
-- d q lng deserve un e..hehhe

12) Have u ever danced on stage?
-- naman!!! dun q una na discover ang talent q for dancing..until now,hataw pa dn aq..hehe :0)

13) Nanligaw ka ba noon? (for boys) May nanligaw ba sau nun (for girls)?
--d ah..tingin2 lng..behave aq ew...

14) Nagka bf/gf ka ba nung highschool?
--indi.. :(

15) Sino all time crush mo nun?
-- hiya nmn aq..c carlo icaonapo..glng kc sumayaw tas kumanta tas maggitara..d lng nmn ta aq e.. hay!!! sarp blikan ang nakaraan..

16) Would you go back sa HS?
-- of course..lgi q iniisip yan..alang pressure kc msyado..saya!!! i miss my friends..reunion nmn jan..

17) Ano lagi mong binibili sa canteen?
-- hmm, eto lng yan e..
pancit bihon/pancit canton= buko juice ni tabs..heheh OR
magic flakes= buko juice..hehhe..un lng kya ng 20 pesos q..

18) Overpricing ba ang canteen nyo?
-- Di naman.

19) Nakakita ka n ba ng multo sa skul?
-- never!! pro mdmi dun sa skul nmn..as in..cla2 lng nkakita..

20) Have you ever sang on stage pag may program?
-- sang??? d e..d pa fully developed ang v oice q nun e, kya d ngkaroon ng chance.. :)

21) Fave subjects?
-- filipino, tle(dun aq natuto mg bake, ngaun linot q na..:()

22) Bumagsak ka n ba?
-- not sure..pro d nmn ata.. :)

23) Have you ever been sent out?
-- NEVER! :)

24) Malayo b ang HS bldg sa canteen?
-- hindi.. lpt lng..

25) Have you ever ran in the court?
-- yes!! pe times.. saya!! tas during entrams..active aq nun e..

26) Varsity?
-- varsity??? d q alm..heheh..bsta join lng aq nun sa volleyball,basketball and baseball..nailaban n dn kmi sa ibang skul..

27) Do you miss your school?
--sobra!!!!!and daming memories na nabuo..:)

28) Sino pinaka-dakila sa batch niyo?
--i would say mutz.. pro mdmi dn..

29) Ano mga awards mo nun?
--nyehehehh!!! award san??? ngtanong, meron nmn..hehe :0)

30)Mga advisers mo?
--1st: Mam Lydia Trinidad. :)
--2nd: Sirxtopher Panza..
--3rd: Sir Marcial Santelices
--4th: Mam SANCHEZ.. d best!!! msya xa kausap..

31) Naging officer ka ba?
-- indi..ayoko ng ganun, mgulo..wow ahhh..

32) May nakaaway ka ba nun?
-- oo!! ;( pro naayos nmn.. dmi kc tsismosa skul..

33) Anong role mo pag foundation day?
-- dancer..:)

34) Pinaka close mo nun?
-- mutz,bcel,bhel,gil,cal,melch, dawn,mabel.

35) Pumasok ka ba sa CR ng opposite sex?
-- oo,iisa lng rum e..

seven deadly sins.. anger, envysloth, greed, gluttony, vanity and lust.. share us your 7 deadly sins..answer this.. :)

I was truly furious when…
someone(we used to be friends) treated me so badly! I mean, with just a small amount? He over reacted..oh c’mon!!! well, I must admit that I had a mood swings that time(wen we had an argument..), and my mood swings just brings negative effect on him, but that doesn’t mean he can teat me that way.. for a guy(?), for crying out loud, to act like that, soooo unusual!!! There must be something so suspicious about his masculinity.. dah! Hes the only person who treat me in such a way that ud feel so embarrassed with everyone around you..his wide big mouth is s disgusting..that time, I was so mad, I couldn’t do or say anything.. I wanted to cry but I don’t want him to see me in tears.. m not a looser!!! I wanted him to know that silence is the best reaction to an insult..well, he has the right to say what he wants, even though hes hurting others feelings, but then again, I also have the right to prove him wrong and stand by myself..



Totally felt envious of…
ate jodel(my cousin)….. envious not on a negative note, I envy her of what she is now, her achievements and all..im kinda following her path of being a nurse.. I took up nursing bcoz I just wanted to be like her or be a better her..i always look up to her as a friend, sister, and an idol..im proud of her, she made through the rain..heheh..well, seriously,she did!!!love you ate.. :)



Please don’t make me…
woke up as early as 5 or 6, unless a have to go to school or have impt things to do..i cant do that..mama has to wake me up pa, with of course unending sermon..hehehe ..:)



My hoard pieces...
are slippers..pag mei nkkta q na slippers a gumagala kmi ni lesty, and then afford q bilhin, bibili tlg q..pg afford lng nmn, pro love q tlg slippers..



My pig-out fave...
is everything!!!!!! Hinding-hindi a mapili, mtakaw tlg q.. anyone can attest to that, and its plain obvious..hahaha!! at McDo, id order large fries, soft drinks, a burger, and sometimes id get another spag.. hhehe..:)



Im totally lovin’ my...
body!!! Nyahahhaaahahahha!! :).. others may not, but I do..



My fantasy one- night stand is...
nyahahahahaha!!! I would never have a night stand..imagine the thought of having them for a second and mot forever..that sucks!!! Pro crush q can enchong , guji, lloydie and eri neeman..

struggling nurses..

i am a

100% all natural, state licensed,

professional, health promoting,

rehabilitating, data collecting,

doctor assisting, emergency handling,

pain relieving, temp taking,

blood drawing, IV starting,

shot giving, ADL performing,

pressure taking,encouraging,

supporting, truly caring, informing,

teaching, lecturing,comforting,

adjusting, mothering, loving,

order giving, order taking,

marathon walking, always working...


-exhausted-


NURSE!

behind the scene- director's cut..

tamad n tamad kmi mgklc ngaun kc mei mga hang-over pa ng xmas holidays..the usual thing n ngyayari pgktpos ng bkasyon..heheh.. un nga, b4 mgklc , kng ano2 cnsbi na sna d pmxk prof, sna matraffic, kesyo ganun..nanuod pa ng video ni sam and chix, binalikan ang pbb season 1, mga adik sa pbb e.. e d un na, dumating na c prof, lectures..tapos na ang chap7, inulit na nmn, d mo maintindihan kng hypo o hyper, sbay ata, pd ba un?heheh..nweiz..eto cla ngaun, may kanya-kanyang business..c france, pasimpleng text, e halata nmn..bulgaran yan e, sa harap pa nmn xa ng prof.. hehe..c jerik, nearsighted, lumipat sa harap, tbi ni france, d kc mkita powerpoint ..tsk! tsk! eto nmn c adrian, simplent tulog..cno ngpuyat sau kgbi?heheh..kaw ah.. cnbayan pa ng npakaingay na aircon , kala mo nsa daan kmi na lubak2 papunta maguindanao, asan na ba tau? hehe..ano ba nga nmn mgiging itsura na estudyante na bored tas lamig pa ng classroom..kmi nga ni lesty iniwan c ate she sa upuan kc lmig2 sa gilid, tutok aircon..agh!! c ate ichie nmn, d mo maintindihan kng natatawa b tlg sa joke ng prof o sadyang dinadaan lng antok s tawa..haha! c ate ava nmn pinagtatawanan c adrian, daldal! c ate sherla lng ata pinakamatiyagang nakikinig sa prof e, dagdag mo pa c clifford na minsan lng pumasok, bagong buhay ata..haha!!akala nila, ngsusulat aq lectures , e d nmn, props lng to ballpen and notebuk..c ate jomz and jovie, pinagkocompare ballpen, parehong dilaw, katas ng pasko..daming bago sa klasroom ngaun, un nga katas ng pasko.. c ate she, bagong rebond, endorser dw xa ng magic sing..ganun dn c ate ichie, d q sure bsta mei something new sa hairdo nya..heheh..c jerik bago gupit dn, k clifford mei bago ba? ganun paq din buhok e, pagdinapuan ng butiki, patay cgurado..hahah!! peace! c lesty pingyabang skn ang bagong kwintas, pinahulaan pa skin kng silver ba o white gold, yabang! peace bunso..heeh..jokeness..c france gamit na ung bag na nabunot nya nung xmas party na galing skn, na hirap na hirap aq piliin..tsk!tsk! from trinoma lumipat pa kmi ni lesty sa sm north na prng ka nsa prusisyon s daming tao..aun..ano b bgo k ate ava, ung bag dn ata na ngaun q lng nkita..tas c adrian bago na ung mata, blue na..hahah!!c mikel bgong usap usapan dahil sa profile nyang eskandalosa.heheh..bati tau kuya.. aha!! c france ng fe-facebook pla, kya pla..heheh..sb nmn nu france ung cutics ni ate ichie prng ink lng nung blue ballpen..heheh..late c abie ng 1 hour, 20 mins..tsk!tsk!c mikel kng ano2 kinakalikot sa kamay, kung may kalyo n dw ba kamay kaka-jerjer..heheh..daming nangangangagat na lamok, istorbo..heheh..aha!!humahabol c mikel k adrian. paunahan kng cno una mababgok sa desk kaka headbang!!hahha..break!!!!!quiz kmi..alang ngyari kc d nmn nkinig pro dmi q cnulat..heheh..tunulo basta2 ung gripo, sb q n nga ba mei multo s room e..nung uwian na tuloy d aq ng cr, takot aq..sb ate ichie duwag dw aq, d kya..hehh..ok..uwian na..attend dw c ate ichie ng field trip nung baby nya sa eat bulaga, bka manalo dw xa sa ang pinakamadaling game show,un na!! :)